It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
you dont wanna mess with me i cry easily
people who have the same name as me are competition
did i allow u to have fun without me
animals are our friends.dont mistreat them they are even more confused about existence than we are.they trust u.
I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.
Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
sext: i wanna scooby dooby do you
im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me