Why?

It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day

you dont wanna mess with me i cry easily

at what age do i just magically turn hot

people who have the same name as me are competition

did i allow u to have fun without me

animals are our friends.dont mistreat them they are even more confused about existence than we are.they trust u.

I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.

Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.

sext: i wanna scooby dooby do you

im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me